—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.
he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
How many fuckin wips of this have I posted like 20???
I keep starting and stopping this thing, I just need to freakin finish it. I’ve had it laying about since the first Heist lp, but I’d just get all disheartened and stop. I’LL FUCKIN FINISH IT THIS TIME I SWEAR
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me
i hope my advisor and i can find each other whenever he’s done lecturing bc he doesn’t know where he is and i don’t know where i am we both just know we’re somewhere on the third floor of a building we’re unfamiliar with lmao
i found him